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talifiney
QUOTE(Jill @ Feb 14 2006, 01:24 PM)
“Oh no!" she groaned. "I feel like Pooh! Oh, bother! I’m stuck!”

First of all, very funny installments.

Second, I'm going to address the quote. This may fall under TMI, but whenever I see this I have to share. Winnie the Pooh is short for Winnipeg. Winnipeg is the capital city of Manitoba (which is a province of Canada, but I hope people would know that) And I promise, this has a STFBE tie-in. The Author of Winnie the Pooh was in the army, and when asked to name the bear he called in Winnipeg, after his hometown. This was quickly shortened to Winnie. The Pooh was added for the actual novel, at the suggestion of his nephew. Ted Atherton (Myles) was born in Winnipeg and actually was in a docudrama made-for-tv movie called A Man Named Winnie or something similar to that.

So there is the tie-in.

Why do I know this? I've lived in Winnipeg all my life, so..

(They were going to re-name a section of the Asisinboia Forest 100 Acre Woods, but the plan was nixed with the new mayor.)
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laugh.gif This is too much fun.

Jill, you've been posting in a flurry - I love it!
Kav
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“Knife.”  The sleek silver handle smacked soundly into Pammie’s palm.
rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif I think Pammie can fix anything.

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“Cake?  Where?  Do you have some?”  Grace spun Marene around and searched her rather tattered and torn quiver for traces of anything delectable.

“You two had better knock it off before I knock your blocks off,” Trecey muttered, throwing herself against the knife handle again and again.

rofl2.gif Oy -- I'm never getting up off the floor. Your cherubs are so...so...real!!!!And I'm glad that Grace at least has her priorities straight. Cake can make any situation better.
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I hate to break up your Precious Moment here, but there’s a downed cherub in there, and we need to get to her, fast.”  Trecey pointed toward the doorknob, where Pammie perilously perched, pulling with all of her might.  “Time for teamwork.”
Trecey, every practical in a dramatic way! Go team -- this is better than the Olympics.

kav
Kav
QUOTE(Jill @ Feb 14 2006, 07:24 PM)
Pammie pushed her head through, wriggled her shoulders, and managed to get as far as her posterior. “Oh no!" she groaned. "I feel like Pooh! Oh, bother! I’m stuck!”

laugh.gif rofl2.gif laugh.gif I love Pooh and his tumbly and now you have Pammie stuck like she's in a rabbit hole and...this is priceless...a work of art...right up there with all the other great literature in the world, only much more fun.

kav
Kav
You are so going to get me fired!!! laugh.gif And I'll laugh all the way to the poor house.

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“Hey, look!  Her bottom half's doing the butterfly stroke!”  Marene exclaimed.  “All she needs is water!”
What a visual!!! biggrin.gif

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Grace and Marene looked at each other.  “Did she just swoon?” Marene queried.

Grace scratched her head, uncertain.  “Dare I ask if that is a certified swoon position?”

“If it wasn’t, it’s about to be!” 
laugh.gif I think our cherubs are all certifiably nuts...along with our author!

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Glancing down at Marene and Pammie, she paused her perusal long enough to say, “Psst.  Marene.  Wrong cheeks.  Try the other end.”
rofl2.gif This is me on the floor behind my desk and the crowd of nursing students around me are trying to determine if its me having a seizure!

kav
marlo29
QUOTE(Kav @ Feb 14 2006, 06:07 PM)
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Grace and Marene looked at each other.  “Did she just swoon?” Marene queried.

Grace scratched her head, uncertain.  “Dare I ask if that is a certified swoon position?”

“If it wasn’t, it’s about to be!” 
laugh.gif I think our cherubs are all certifiably nuts...along with our author!

And the readers are not that far behind either!!!

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Jill
talifiney...you missed it! Marlene and I were in Winnipeg for a weekend, back in December!

“Gabby! Gabby! Wake up, girl.” Trecey glanced up at the human pair... lip-locked and moving slowly toward the table. “Come on Gabby! We’ve got to split!” She grabbed the comatose cupid’s wings and began to drag her further beneath the structure. “Don’t know if we’re safe here or not. I’ve heard rumors about couples collapsing tables...”

“What?” Gabby groggily groaned, attempting to sit up.

“Never mind. Tell me...quick! Did you shoot either one of them with a golden arrow?”

“No,” the wounded warrior winced. “Didn’t get the chance. Got my wings slammed in the door. Then,” she moaned, “I was climbing the table leg and I got hit from behind.”

“Too bad he didn’t hit your behind,” mused Trecey, eyeing the shiner beneath Gabby’s eye.

“Is it too late? Last I remember, that fog pretty much had Sue surrounded.”

“No foghorns or lighthouses needed, at the moment. Got an arrow or two?”

Gabby nodded toward her quiver, stuck beneath the wheel of the chair. “Why is this never easy?” Trecey moaned, fluttering around two tangled pairs of legs. Pushing against the black plastic, she attempted to move the chair enough to free the arrows. “A little help here, Gabby.”

“Move the chair!” Gabby shouted, her hoarse voice rising from where she sprawled on the floor.

Somehow, a foot kicked out, sending the chair whirling across the room. Trecey grabbed the quiver and ducked back underneath the table, quickly examining the arrows.

“How are they?” Grace called across the room, her head barely poking through the doorknob hole. “The arrows,” she added, realizing she needed to clarify her pronoun.

“Wouldn’t win an archery tourney with them, but I think they’ll fly.” She glanced around before calling back, “Send my bow through. Gabby’s is kindling.”

“Marene! Where’s Trecey’s bow?” Realizing the near-sighted seraph couldn’t tell the front end from the rear end of a...well, realizing the near-sighted seraph was having a hard time seeing, Grace flew down and located the lacquered wooden piece and quickly shoved it through the portal. “Here you go. Hit ‘Em With Your Best Shot!”

“A little dyslexic on one word there, Grace?” Trecey chuckled, lining up her first shot.

“Nah....If you hit Me, we’re not going to ever be able to go home.”
suesfan
Jill, I am literally falling out of my chair!! I'm just going to stay down here on the floor!! This is, without a doubt, the funniest story I've ever read!!!

Now, I think I speak for everyone here, when I say we really do need to have a copy of the certified swooning positions!! I take it from what I'm reading, there is more than one!!!

Joy
marlo29
Now, maybe it's just me, and I'm totally gone, but ... could someone tell me why the cherubs need to shoot that arrow. It seems Jack and Sue have everything under control ...or more precisely lost control of everything ...

Okay ... going back on the floor ... wouldn't want to collapse a table-> rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif
GA fan
rofl2.gif Ah, yes, what would a Jill story be without a mention of a table.... wink.gif whistling.gif"
Becka
It's the table!!! rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif I think I broke a rib!!
levifan34
We need a "crying from laughing so hard" smilie. This is hysterical!! I'm going to attempt to go to sleep now before I wake up all my snoozing critters! laugh.gif
duckfan
I think its all about true and never ending love Marlene but I could be wrong! Can't wait to hit the pool this weekend!

As for Pooh that song pops into my head at least once a day - I really need to download it! If it was anyone other than Pooh I think I would be insulted by the comparison. However Pooh is such an icon...

Are you really going to end your story?
trecebo
Seriously Jill, this is the best way to digest a great non V-D dinner with my hubby...laughing till I bust a stuffed gut...I laughed out loud and my MIL was wondering why and then chuckled because I sounded like it was so funny and it was sort of contageious and well, sigh...I hate for it to end but then, all good things must...
Jill
tongue.gif By the time I get this in here, should have about oh.....20 minutes to spare! rofl.gif

Thanks everyone, for your support! It's been quite the ride!

And to the cherubs.......my humble thanks. blushing.gif You're the greatest! biggrin.gif

Valentine’s morning



“Care for another piece?” Pammie passed the pan of Death by Chocolate down the row of cherubs to Gabby.

“Oh, man. That was absolutely the best,” the nearly recovered cupid sighed, declining a third piece and patting her full belly.

“Lovebirds at two o’clock.” At Trecey’s announcement, the quintet turned and watched the arrival of the humans that had become almost like family.

“She’s positively glowing,” Marene whispered, pushing her new glasses back into place on her pert little nose. “And look!” she gasped, pointing to Sue’s left hand and the single diamond solitaire that adorned it.

“Ohhhhh!” The blonde analyst’s hair fairly ruffled from the whoosh of angelic air that their collective sigh glanced across her. It went unnoticed. Her attention was on the man that had stolen her heart. One wink from him and she smiled happily, ready to start her day.

“A Valentine’s Day engagement announcement,” sighed Pammie. “It doesn’t get any better than this.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” Grace giggled, watching the entrance of Bobby and Tara. “Looks like love is in bloom!”

“Speaking of bloom...” Trecey nudged Grace and pointed to the tall blonde agent striding purposefully down the hall. “Get a gander at this.”

Myles placed a lead-crystal bud vase with an exquisite deep purple rose, just on the verge of blooming, at the center of Lucy’s desk. With a smug grin of satisfaction, he casually walked back to the coffee machine to pour himself a morning cup of brew.

“Well, well, well!”

At the sound of the crisp tone, five surprised seraphim snapped to attention. “Charlene!” Pammie gulped, chucking the chocolate dessert into the potted plant. “Welcome! We didn’t....”

“Expect you,” Gabby interjected, smiling sweetly through chocolate-laced lips.

Charlene eyed the lineup before her, certain there was no possible way the bedraggled, amateurish band that had been out of her sight for close to a week, had been able to accomplish the task she had set before them. One look around the Bullpen, though, had her rethinking her supposition. “Well, well, well,” she repeated. It was the closest she could come to giving praise.

“Yeah. Like, you said that, already,” Trecey murmured under her breath.

Gabby stood, dusted off her bum, and rearranged her brand new sash. “And we’d like to say that our mission has been successfully accomplished.” She gestured toward the fog-free couple, now surrounded by friends who each wanted a better look at Sue’s engagement ring.

“Not bad,” Charlene conceded, acknowledging the True Love that now surrounded Jack and Sue. “It appears that you managed to pull it off.”

“Pfftt,” Tracey snorted. “Look harder.”

Charlene raised her eyebrows in surprise at the tall cherub’s arrogance, but took the time to scan the room. There was the expected budding romance of Tara and Bobby, albeit much further along than what she had expected. She smiled fondly at D, confident that his marriage was as strong as ever. Almost turning to question the contrary cupid, Charlene’s eyes drifted over to the desk of Lucy Dotson. The rotor sat perfectly still, fighting back tears in her eyes as she read the card accompanying the single rose at the center of her desk.

I call it Lucinda. It has taken over three years to finally get it exactly right, but right it now is. There is no other like it in all of the world. It is one of a kind. Unique. Beautiful. Fashioned after you. Created for you.
With all my love,
Myles.


Myles took another sip of his coffee, raising his cup in a salute as Lucy turned and met his gaze.

“Well, well, well,” whispered Charlene, the use of any other words beyond the scope of her imagination. “You have been busy.” She forced a smile and nodded her head. “I underestimated you five. Congratulations. How did you do it?” Before anyone could answer, she changed her mind. “On second thought...I don’t want to know.” The senior seraph straightened her sash and fluffed out her perfectly shaped wings. “Take a week. Then report to me for your next assignment.” Without another word, she left as quickly and quietly as she had arrived.

“Whoo-hoo” Grace whooped, her aerial cartwheel nearly capsizing the rest of the band.

Pammie pulled the pan of chocolate dessert from the potted plant and dished out five new pieces. “This calls for a celestial celebration!”

“Forget the celestial stuff. Just pass me some cake!” Marene quipped, beating Gabby to the next piece.

“So, wha’d ya wanna do fo da nex wee?” mumbled Grace, mouth once again full of chocolate sweetness.

“Besides trying out every Death by Chocolate recipe we can find?” questioned Pammie, scraping the last morsel from the bottom of the pan.

“I know!” Gabby pulled herself up with the help of the plant, her wings not quite healed enough for fluttering. “What if we read another romance?” She rummaged around and produced a thin paperback. “It’s called You Better Be Good to Me. It’s another Kav story. Listen to this...

Do you want coffee or tea with your dessert?’ she asked as she rose to her feet ...

‘Now that entirely depends,’ he said thoughtfully, a wicked glint in his eye, ‘on the type of dessert being offered....Is it the type of dessert that’s better savored on a clean palate, so each delicious nuance can be embraced? Something velvety soft that would melt in my mouth?’ he wondered out loud, his voice turning hypnotic ...’Say – like a cheesecake? Or is it the type that requires a little extra stimulation to keep it exciting?’ He drew closer in order to help her load the dishwasher. A jolt traveled through her when their fingers brushed. She let out a ragged breath and kept her head down, afraid of what her eyes would reveal. ‘Like coffee and oatmeal cookies,’ he continued. ‘Or maybe it’s the type of dessert that is complimented best by it’s exact opposite?… like chocolate cake and milk?’ His white skin contrasted starkly with her darker tone as their hands touched when he passed her a glass
.”

“Who could pass on a story like that? Chocolate cake and milk!” Marene sighed dreamily, her wings already softening.

“I’m in,” agreed Grace, finding a comfortable out of the way spot to recline.

“Me, too. Never know what a story like that might inspire!” Pammie put away her bowl and spoon and pulled out a plump pillow to park her posterior upon.

Trecey leaned against her trusty 2X4 and grinned. “I was going to say, ‘I hate for it to end but then, all good things must...’, but now it looks like that wouldn’t at all be true.” She took a seat, leaned back, and closed her eyes. “Okay, Gabby. It’s a go.”

The cherub that had started so dismally, yet worked her way into everyone’s heart sighed and turned back to the beginning of the book. “Okay...But I’m warning you,” she teased, with a twinkle in her eye, “like the book says...you better be good to me!”



FIN

And to think......it all started with a Quiver of Love.
terie
Thanks for such a fantastic story,
Terie
marlo29
Jill, that was heavenly !!! angel.gif angel.gif angel.gif

QUOTE(Jill @ Feb 14 2006, 10:42 PM)
“I underestimated you five.  Congratulations.  How did you do it?”  Before anyone could answer, she changed her mind.  “On second thought...I don’t want to know.”


The cherubs were good, weren't they??? angelnot.gif angelnot.gif angelnot.gif

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The senior seraph straightened her sash and fluffed out her perfectly shaped wings.  “Take a week. Then report to me for your next assignment.


That's your NEXT story, right !!! whistling.gif" whistling.gif"


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Katinka
I've had these words from the Phantom of the Opera movie playing over and over in my mind when reading this story and now I get to write them down biggrin.gif :

BRAVA! clapping.gif MAGNIFICA! clapping.gif STUPENDA! clapping.gif

Katinka adulation smilie.gif
Sairs
Jill, I don't think I've laughed so much in ages. Your story has had me in fits of hysterics with your cherubs antics. They have been wonderful and it's a miracle they achieved their goal, well more than their goal. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading your story, thank you.gif for sharing.

Sairs

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ozzie
clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif

WOW What a amazing romantic story, the cherubs were so much fun to read. laugh.gif

Can't wait to read more of your fanfics smile.gif
suejack05
this was an amazing story !!!!


it had its moments like this wub.gif ----> rofl2.gif -----> kissing.gif



thanks can't wait for your next story!!!!!!!!!
Ivory
Thanks for sharing this delightful story. I will never look at a picture of a cherub the same again. wink.gif
flip
Jill, you've outdone yourself! This story was magnificently brilliant....so full of fun and romance! Bravo!!!!! clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif
Bell
Jill, wonderful story, I just love the way you write humor and romance and I got a good laugh in meeting some familliar cherubs! Thank you for brightening my day!
jellybean
clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif clapping.gif

(It's a standing ovation)
marielynnette
Jill, I don't think I've ever laughed so much......this story was wonderful.
Funny, sweet, adorable and definitely...........swoonable! Oh, send me a copy of swooning positions, too. I think I might need it for future reference!

Bravo, Jill!
suesfan
Jill, I haven't enjoyed myself this much in years!!! What a funny, light-hearted, romantic romp!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

Please bring back your delightful cherubs in another story!!! I'm going to miss them terribly!!!

Joy
kidbrother2
Dear Jill,

Thank you for sharing your delightful little cherubs with us. I haven't laughed so hard in years. Or gotten so many ideas for chocolate, wink.gif Your story was absolutely brilliant! Brava!

Cheers!
KB2
trecebo
So, do you need a week of or should I pester you right away for a sequel? But then, if everyone is matched up, who do the cherubs have to rescue? Randy? Wait...That's an assignment that no one can beat and to think that I thought of it on Mulberry Street! (Dr. Seuss on the loose!)

This was so funny. I swear, I have never met you in person, and yet, it's almost as if you know me. Spooky. ph34r.gif

adulation smilie.gif adulation smilie.gif adulation smilie.gif I bow in your general direction, oh great cherub wrangler!!!
chelseasoph
Jill,

Thank you hardly seems enough, for a fantastic story that had me laughing out loud every chapter.

Soph
Becka
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Congratulations. How did you do it?” Before anyone could answer, she changed her mind. “On second thought...I don’t want to know.”

rofl2.gif rofl2.gif

Jill, your story was so much FUN to read!!! Every post outdid itself and had me laughing more than the one before (if that's possible!!) happy.gif
Kav
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“Don’t know if we’re safe here or not.  I’ve heard rumors about couples collapsing tables...”

laugh.gif Oh my gosh that was my first thought when they took refuge under there! Hopefully the Bureau invests in sounder furniture then a young couple we all know and love. tongue.gif
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Realizing the near-sighted seraph couldn’t tell the front end from the rear end of a...well, realizing the near-sighted seraph was having a hard time seeing,
rofl2.gif rofl2.gif rofl2.gif I have collapsed again in a paroxysm (sp?) of laughing and coughing fit. I think I'm going to need CPR very soon. Any of the guys available? kissing.gif

QUOTE
  “Here you go.  Hit ‘Em With Your Best Shot!”

faint.gif I'm down for the count and totally lost it! The dogs are even looking worried. Your way with words is just sublime.


kav
Kav
Oy I wanted to quote a ton of that last post but I'm on the dash sooooooo

I'm speechless" Your way with words, the ability you have to deliver a punch line, the cherubs who took on a life of their own, copious amounts of chocolate, the fuzzies, Trece 2x4....this has been an incredible ride and I hate to see it end, though now that it has we can just anticipate a new beginning from you very soon, right? Let's see, cherubs next assignment -- Kari and Chip battle those hockey groupies! laugh.gif

kav
GA fan
outstanding.gif clapping.gif thumbsup.gif

What a STUPENDOUS story, Jill! Your cherubs and their wacky sense of humor has been one of the best stories I've enjoyed reading in a while! I hope to read about the cherubs again!
duckfan
Jill I'm so sorry I was late to the party! I spent Tuesday afternoon making dinner for the Weds. church group (a friend and I together) and Weds at work (where my boss could use so tips for Charlene about giving the assignment and then having the faith that I can actually do it) and - I better stop there because I'm supposed to be giving up whining!

Your story has been a very bright spot in what has been a rather dreary existence the last month! Congrats!
Jolan
This was one of the most funny stories I've ever read on the board rofl2.gif

You really have a way with words, Jill...I adulation smilie.gif to your work!

Thanks for sharing your masterwork with us thank you.gif
talifiney
So I finally had a chance to sit down and read the last two parts.

“On second thought...I don’t want to know.”

Charlene is smart. tongue.gif

Seriously, though? Wow. Small world. It would be even smaller if by some chance we passed each other somewhere without realizing it.
MissMusketeer
wub.gif I loved it! Humor was great!!!
LizzyM87
Fantastic job, Jill! You had me spellbound, laughing gasping, all that good stuff!!

So many hilarious moments! You have such a wonderful sense of humor. hehe. "Wrong cheeks" had to be my most recent favorite. wink.gif

I can't wait for your next one!!
Oreolover
Jill, I don't think it is medically advisable to read fourteen pages of this story at one sitting (with or without Depends)!

This was honestly one of the most delightfully funny, incredibly creative stories I think I have ever read. Every post was perfect. You did an absolutely wonderful job! outstanding.gif outstanding.gif thumbsup.gif clapping.gif outstanding.gif thumbsup.gif clapping.gif
webgoof
QUOTE(LizzyM87 @ Feb 16 2006, 07:27 PM)
Fantastic job, Jill! You had me spellbound, laughing gasping, all that good stuff!!

So many hilarious moments! You have such a wonderful sense of humor. hehe. "Wrong cheeks" had to be my most recent favorite. wink.gif

I can't wait for your next one!!

*feebly waves the ditto sign while laying on the floor*
kirsty_sue
that was briliant jill, between lastnight an this morning i have read all 60 pages. rofl.gif rofl2.gif fainting.gif blushing.gif crush.gif clapping.gif wub.gif <<all the things i was doing while reading.
AprilAurora
Fantastic and hilarious story Jill! clapping.gif You are absolutely amazing! I've been laughing so hard that my cheeks are hurting.rofl2.gif My other cheeks are also hurting a bit from sitting in a chair all day long. I couldn't stop reading until I had finished all 60 pages. Once again brilliant!
Lindsey
This story was so addicting that I wa on the site for too long and it kicked me off! I finally got to finish it and like it was said before laughter is the best medicine! biggrin.gif
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