Ahem. It has been established: Lizzy is most definitely having waaay too much fun with this.
But, as long as you all are having fun too, it's all good!! We can all be semi-loonies together! 
“Bobby?”
“What the heck is going on?!” He bellowed.
“How should I know! All I did was wake up in your body!” Tara retorted, her voice thick with sarcasm. “And you are seriously starting to freak me out, here. I sound like I’m talking to myself!”
“Well, you are… sort of. And don’t forget I’m going through the same torment here, too.” Bobby groaned. “You think I like this any better than you do?!”
“This is waay too Disney movie-ish,” Tara grumbled.
“So, what do you propose we do?”
“Where are your keys?”
“Excuse me?”
“Where did you put your keys last night?”
“The coffee table. But if you wreck my car, I swear…”
“Bobby, I’m not going to wreck your car. Give me half an hour and I’ll be there to pick you… me… whatever you are up.” The conversation ended with a click.
Bobby hung up the phone.
Now, what is Tara going to wear today? He headed off into the bedroom to figure that out, shaking his head at the ridiculouslessness of this impossibility.
*****
Exactly twenty-seven minutes later, Bobby raced to the front door at the sound of Tara’s knocking. He opened it quickly, stopping as soon as he saw her.
“I don’t think I’ll ever get used to this,” he mumbled, hardly able to look at himself—well, the other himself.
“I always wondered what it’d be like to have an out-of-body experience… just never like this. And by the way, I am so not wearing that in to the office.” She pushed past Bobby, easily knocking his petite frame into the door, not realizing her own strength.
“Hold it.” He grabbed her arm, gently turning her back around to face him. “What’s wrong with the outfit?”
“Bobby, you can’t really expect me to wear a dress to work! Especially that one!”
“What’s the problem? You look great in it!”
Tara blushed. “Thanks.”
“You’re very welcome.” He grinned.
“But that still doesn’t get you off the hook.”
“Do keep in mind that I’ve never dressed a woman before. I’m new at this!”
“Fine then, I’ll help you.” She headed back towards the bedroom, stopping suddenly. She whirled back around. “Oh gosh. That means… that means you saw me in my—”
“Nightdress?” Bobby asked shamelessly, a cheeky grin on his face. “Undergarments?”
Tara groaned. “You’re hopeless.” She headed over to the dresser, opening drawers and compiling a stack of suitable clothing for the office. “I think I’m going insane. If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear I was hitting on myself,” she grumbled as she worked.
“Hitting on you?” He echoed, overhearing. “Nonsense. I was just complimenting you on your taste in apparel. I noticed the lace matched your pillows… some sort of pink?”
“Stop. Just stop!” She stormed into the living room, throwing the clothing she held onto the bed. “And change your clothes!” she yelled back to him. Sinking down into the sofa, she shut her eyes tight and willed all of this to be over. A few minutes later, she opened her eyes, groaning when she again saw huge feet resting on the coffee table.
You know, they were never huge until I had to walk on them! she silently exclaimed.
She was startled by the phone ringing. “Hello?” she answered.
“Bobby? What are you doing at Tara’s?” Lucy’s voice answered.
Tara sat bolt upright. Covering the bottom half of phone with her hand, she yelled, “Bobby!”
“What is it?” he asked, coming back into the living room, dressed in suitable work clothes.
“It’s Lucy. She wants to talk to
Tara.” She handed him the phone, a worried look in her eyes.
“Hello?”
“Tara, what is going on? You’re late for work and Bobby’s over at your place?” Her voice dropped to a surreptitious whisper. “This is not going to look good. I mean, after all, you… Bobby… together—”
“Exactly what are you implying?” Bobby retorted, harsher than the real Tara ever would have.
“Whoa, girl. I was just being honest. So really, what’s going on?”
“Uh…” he stammered, looking to his double for assistance. “Well…”
“My car broke down,” Tara whispered eagerly.
“Yeah, my car broke down,” Bobby said into the phone. “So, I called
Bobby and asked him if he could pick me up.”
“That’s a bit surprising,” Lucy admitted.
“What, about the car?”
“No, about Bobby. You two were at each other’s throats yesterday.”
“Actually… about that…”
Tara grabbed the phone from Bobby. “Well, she figured that since she was running late, and I’m the only one who’s
consistently late every day, I’d be the only one on his way to the office. It was a matter of convenience.” She smirked at him.
“Okay…” Lucy answered hesitantly.
Bobby grabbed the phone back from Tara. “Anyways, why’d you call?”
“Jack asked me to see why the two of you were so late. I called Bobby first but he wasn’t home, so I just assumed he was on his way in. You’d better get in fast. We’ve got a new case.”
“Right on. We’ll see you in a few.” He hung up the phone.
“‘Right on?’ Since when do I say ‘right on’?” Tara demanded. “She’s sure to suspect something!”
“Tara, I doubt she even noticed.”
“Look, as long as this freaky… thing is going on, you can’t just look like me. You’ve got to sound like me. Got it?”
“Alright, alright. Geesh, you’re pretty scary when you get all riled up. Cute, but scary.”
Tara glared at him. “Excuse me?”
“Just blame it on the season, darlin’.”
How in the world can he call me cute when I’m in his body?! That self-important, over-confident, Aussie idiot!With a flip of his hair, Bobby headed for the front door. “You know, I never realized how short you were. It’s strange, being such a midget,” he teased, grabbing Tara’s coat on the way out.
Tara ‘ughed’ as she grabbed Bobby’s jacket and followed him outside.
This is going to be the longest day of my life.*****