Good thing, Marlene. I'd hate to try to answer it.
BTW.......from the looks of things, it's gonna take a miracle to make this under 5000 words.........
I hate failure.
As the elevator doors closed, encasing a deeply disgruntled diva, a collective sigh of relief exhaled through the bullpen. “You okay?” Tara gave Bobby’s hand a squeeze, attempting to reassure herself as much as she hoped she was reassuring him.
“Yeah. Just the last person I ever expected to see.” He laced his fingers through hers for a brief moment, running his thumb over the top of her tiny hand. “No worries, luv. We’ll talk after work.” Determined to keep work “work” and everything after work anything but work, he headed back to his desk and buried himself in the stack of papers waiting his return.
“I don’t know. Maybe they’ll be okay,” Pammie wistfully whispered, while busily beating banana cake batter.
“You think?” Grace chewed a hangnail, eyeing the Australian agent dubiously.
“They’re toast.” At Trecey’s words, they both turned, astounded by the certitude in her voice. “Look.”
Throwing down his pen, Bobby picked up his jacket, putting one arm through the sleeve. “I’ve got to get some air,” he stated to no one in particular. “I’ll be back in an hour.”
“Mayday! Mayday!” Pammie shrieked, nearly slipping on a discarded banana peel as she jumped to her feet. “Trecey...go with him! We’ll wait here for Marene to get back. Don’t let him out of your sight!”
Trecey nodded, slinging her bow over her shoulder. “Subject located and locked...ready to beam.” She scooted out the door on his tailwind, taking advantage of the enormous draft as he strode quickly toward the stairwell.
“Beam him up or beam him?” Grace plopped down dejectedly, keeping a careful eye on Tara. “And right now, I’m thinkin’ maybe she should just wallop him a good one!”
“Whoa, there, cowboy. Don’t make me get a lasso.” Trecey huffed, her wings beating at warp speed. “Where’s the fire?” So intent on keeping up with the long-legged agent, his sudden stop caught the whirlwind warrior off guard, her superfluous speed pummeling her into the back of his head.
“Ow!” The Aussie reached for the back of his neck, whipping around and grabbing for his gun at the same time. The morning DC crowd careened past him, jostling him for a moment before he stepped out of flow. Rubbing the tender spot below vertebrae number four, he shook his head and headed for a park bench. “I’ve really messed this up,” he groaned. “Tara’s got to be freakin’ by now.”
“No duh. Hello.” Trecey wormed her way out of the collar of his overcoat, stars and little yellow birdies forming a carousel corona over her head. “Gotta get me a hardhat.” Irritably swishing her bow at the maddening mayhem circling above her, she inadvertently walloped the runaway Robert once again.
“Ow!” Glaring at a group of children playing behind him, he gruffly stood, ready and willing to immediately interrogate each and every one. “Forget it,” he finally mumbled to himself. “I deserved it. What am I doing out here anyway?”
“Good question. If you’re looking for she who has no flesh on her bones, forget it. Forget her. Now she who is soft and cuddly....”
Grabbing a mixed bouquet of flowers from a corner vendor, Bobby nearly sprinted back to the Hoover building, impatience for slow moving elevators sending him pounding his way up the stairs.
At the sudden swoosh of the bullpen doors, Tara looked up, dull eyes turning to diamonds as she ran to meet him.
“Duck!” Grace shouted, nearly knocking the mixing bowl and wooden spoon out of Pammie’s hands as she shoved her further beneath the potted fern, saving them both from being flower flogged by a free-falling frond of baby’s breath breaking loose from an assortment of asters to zinnias catapulting through the air to land behind them.
“That was no duck!” cried Pammie, scraping banana batter from her bangs.
“No, but it gives me an idea.” She pulled the frond of baby’s breath from the green of the fern, checking it for damage.
“If Trecey were here....” she mumbled, attempting to find a straight section of stem.
“You called?” Still beneath the shadow of a Tweetie and twinkle star carousel, Trecey dropped down to the top of the filing cabinet, taking a finger-swipe of sweetness out of Pammie’s bowl as she passed.
“Trece...What if we make our own arrows? Utilize flower power!”
With a final shake of her harried head, ridding personal space of all things small and fluttering, Trecey eyed the wooden stem carefully. “Might jus be able to do sompin........prolly....” With exact exactitude, she snapped the stem to the perfect length. “Need sompin to file....” she mumbled, scanning Lucy’s desk.
“Nail file....center drawer. I saw her using it when the toothpick was here. Thought maybe Lucy would whittle her down to size.” Grace flew to the rotor’s desk, hooking her toes under the drawer and pulling with all of her pint-sized might. Amazingly, the drawer slid easily, and she quickly returned with the designer emery board, bling and painted designs on one side, pink sandpaper on the other.
“Anyone know a Master Gardener? We need to know what we’ve got here for ammunition.” Pammie, banana cake baking, tore at the tissue surrounding the discarded bouquet.
“That Myles guy! Remember? He brought Lucy that rose he named after her. He might know what’s what.” Grace tugged at the fat rubber band holding the stems together. “Gotta get this off....”
A white tip sliced across the stretched binder, cutting it quickly. “Light sabre sharp,” Trecey grinned, twirling the makeshift arrow in her fingers. “Happy to be of service.”
Adding a few felled feathers from the wings of a still swooned Gabby, Trecey soon wielded an arrow in her shiny wooden hand-carved bow. “Better wake the gift of Gab. Gotta pick that blonde man’s brain.”