Thank you everyone for your enthusiasm and kind comments and sticking with me through my spotty posting. Today is my last day at work for two weeks and surely to goodness Jonah and Job will be taking the holidays off as well so I hope to be back to regular posting! I blame Flip who I believe jinxed me! :
"Hello one and all! Hope you didn’t let the festivities get too far under way before my arrival," Howie breezed into the bullpen wearing a red Santa cap at a jaunty angle.
"You, Mr. Fines, are the only one I know who would consider Bureau paperwork as fun," Myles complained, tossing his pen down in disgust. "I, in fact, am so bored that I am actually looking forward to the diversion you promise to supply."
"Well, thanks, Myles," Howie preened, "that’s the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a while, excluding Mr. and Mrs. C, of course. Those two don’t know anything but nice."
"I was applying sarcasm to indicate my dissatisfaction with…" Myles began, but closed his mouth when Sue frowned.
"Nice to see you Howie. What brings you here?"
"Oh, no reason in particular," Howie said cagily as his face contorted in his effort to wink at her.
"Don’t let Jack catch you flirting with his woman or you’ll be mincemeat before you can say pie," Bobby advised with a grin.
"I wasn’t flirting… Jack, honest, I wasn’t flirting. You know me better than that. Sue. Levi. Somebody! We’re in a federal building you know. There’s probably cameras planted everywhere here…" Howie continued to babble as Jack sauntered purposefully towards him.
"Jack stop! You’ve been acting like a kid since…well...since I found my bell!" Sue complained as she came to Howie’s rescue.
Jack sent her a scorching glance that sizzled the air all around the bullpen. "I wouldn’t say that I’ve been acting like a kid
all the time," he countered with a telltale look of smug satisfaction. "Take last night, for instance…"
"Let’s not!" Sue objected hastily giving her fiancé a compelling look that was meant to stop him in his tracks but it only seemed to serve to goad him on.
"I seem to recall a number of times when I acted my age with very satisfying resuts. At least, that’s the impression I got from you. Did I read you wrong, Sue?"
Howie mopped his brow, pulling his hat off by its pompom and fanning himself with it. "Sheesh, it’s no wonder global warming is such an issue. You two should be declared a national threat. Remind me to wear sunscreen the next time I stop by."
"Which brings us right back to the reason for your visit this time round," Myles said pointedly.
"Well – I just came by to offer my congratulations on the pending nuptials of two of my favourite people," Howie nodded affably at the couple standing beside him. He patted Sue’s hand. "I helped him pick out the ring, you know. It’s a beauty, isn’t it? One of a kind, made to measure, just right for that someone in your life whose just right, eh, Jack? Eh?"
Jack grunted when Howie’s elbow connected with his midriff. He glared, but Howie was immune now that he was on a roll. "Looks good on you, Susie. And I thought that maybe, not that you’ve set a date or anything, but maybe you might require the assistance of an excellent planner. Someone who has learned from the master’s knee, so to speak. I mean, if Mr. C isn’t organized I don’t know who is…"
"What’s he going on about?" Bobby groaned.
"I think he’s offering to be Jack and Sue’s wedding planner," Lucy ventured, not sure whether she should be laughing at the ludicrous idea or lamenting for her best friend.
"He can’t be serious!" Myles’ voice carried across the bullpen and Howie turned with a frown.
"You can stop talking about me as if I wasn’t here. There’s nothing wrong with my hearing…in fact its more acute than some, no offence Sue," he added hastily. "I come from a long line of exceptional listeners. Family trait on my mother’s side."
"Do his ears look funny to you?" Bobby asked suddenly, striding over for a closer look.
"Now that you mention it…" Myles concurred, staring intently at Howie’s left ear, which turned bright red under his scrutiny except for the tip – it remained white. "They’re rather pointy, don’t you think?"
"Not quite up to Mr. Spock’s standards, but definitely pointier than most," Bobby agreed with cool detachment as if analyzing the skid marks at a crime scene.
"Enough with the elf jokes already. Just because you’re in the know-ho-ho-ho now doesn’t mean you can start taking potshots at my personage…"
"The pointy bits are thicker, almost leathery," Bobby reported after a closer inspection.
"Now cut that out. It tickles!" Howie swatted Bobby’s hand away. "My ears are highly evolved receptacles for sound and you don’t need to go rearranging the air currents around them. It puts me off."
"Do you think it’s make up?" Myles asked. "And why haven’t we ever noticed it before?"
"Good questions, mate. So Howie – you going to answer them?" Bobby looked at him expectantly.
Howie threw his hands up in the air in a grand gesture of defiant exasperation. "Fine!" He huffed, "so they have changed a bit. Occupational hazard of working with the FBI, I guess, you agent types are paid to notice the unusual. The more trips I take the more certain parts of my anatomy revert back – out of necessity." Howie tapped the slight pointed protrusions on his ears. "Adaptations…virtually impossible to get frostbite on these babies…"
They were all gaping in stunned silence now.
"Uh – trips?" Lucy finally asked, looking at the rest of the team in confusion.
Howie sighed. "For totally clued in people, you are the most out of touch group I’ve ever come across. Yes trips – you know – up there."
Lucy followed the heaven sent direction of his pointing finger and shook her head in confusion. "Either we’re talking about heaven or…"
"The North Pole!" Tara exclaimed excitedly. "He’s talking about the North Pole!"
Howie beamed. "And I’ve been making a lot of trips lately. First one way and then the next. It takes a bit longer on account of me not flying, but..."
"How'd you know about our engagement?" Jack cut him off, suspicion bristling from every feature. It was one thing to know about...the Christmas Store and the Polar Express...but it was another thing entirely to discuss it in such matter-of-fact terms. He wasn't sure he'd ever be ready for that.
Tara, however had no compunctions in that area. "You know because You-Know-Who told you!" she deduced immediately.
Howie beamed and nodded his head at her. "See...there's the spirit...the Christmas spirit that is. Whatever happened to...
believe?" he couldn't resist goading Myles in a stage whisper.
Myles shot an indignant look at Sue whose evident alarm convinced him that she hadn't spilled their little secret. Then who?
"He knows when you've been sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!"
Howie's nasal rendition of the popular tune did nothing to improve Myles' humbug mood. Had it only been yesterday that euphoria had carried him heavenward? He had basked in the glory of the moment and the effusive appreciation of the team who had insisted on taking him to dinner to celebrate his debut. He was still buzzing with excitement when his head hit the pillow but the morning brought with it a new and sharper clarity.
It was true! Every millisecond of his forgotten childhood securely in place in his mind. Memories had flooded his dreams, turning them into a lost nightmare that was grounded in fact. If it was true then he had been...insufferable...
and everyone of his friends remembered too!