Snowday?
What's that? How come we don't get rain days? Huh? I want to know? Some nasty statistic on the weather channel said that we'd had 58 days of rain out of 76 and of the remaining days, none of them were sunny. In fact they were so overcast we thought it was going to rain any minute! I mean really!!!!His eyes adjusted in time to see shadowy figures surging into the back of the store. He followed them, disregarding the strident ringing barely muffled by his closed fist. He could hear whispering now – excited chatter, a trill of uneasy laughter, a curse…at least he thought it was meant to be a curse.
Reindeer droppings! And then the lights went on in a dazzling display that vied with the Christmas lights at the White House. Temporarily blinded by the sudden fireworks, Jack was forced to wait until his eyes acclimatized once again. When they did, he found himself face to face with Howie Fines.
“You have some explaining to do, Howie,” he ground out.
"Ah – Jackie! Fancy meeting you here again. I mean, what are the odds, eh? We can go weeks living in the same city without seeing each other and then pow – twice in twenty-four hours. There must be magic in the air or something, eh?” He snorted at some inside joke and Jack looked around quickly when he thought he heard high-pitched laughter in response. But the only other person in the room was Mrs. Claus and she wasn’t laughing.
“I thought I put you outside?” she said, the first sign of impatience creeping into her voice. “It’s a wonder your mother survived your childhood…and two more boys besides. Were they as naughty as you?”
A picture of Sue sprawled beneath him on the living room floor flashed through his mind and he flushed uncomfortably under the old lady’s accusatory stare.
“Yes indeed, Agent Hudson, I do think it’s best you stay indoors of an evening from now on. At least until Christmas. There’s just too much magic in the air all together,” she said decisively.
“Ah, don’t be too hard on him, Mrs. C. You know the rules…” Howie came to his ‘buddy’s’ defense and faced the displeasure of both Jack and the old lady.
“Rules?” Jack interrupted. “What rules?”
“Life’s rules, my dear boy. Good manners for one. As in it’s not polite to barge in…”
“The door wasn’t locked!” Jack protested. “You’re still open aren’t you? Or do you close at midnight? Is that it?” Jack looked at his watch and wasn’t surprised this time to see that it still read 11:26 p.m.
“Well that’s the thing, Jack – see if you can walk through the door, we’re open for business because it means you have unfinished business…if you get my drift,” Howie supplied helpfully. “And that means, Mrs. C’s just going to have to put a stocking in it until you figure out what you’re really here for. Maybe we can help. I bet it has to do with Sue.”
Jack was sure the walls let out a collective sigh. “What happened to everyone who was here? I saw them. Hoards of people – children maybe, they were this high.” His hand measured up to his waist.
“No one here, dear. Just Howard and I, isn’t that right?” Mrs. C’s voice was smooth as polished glass but her eyes were stormy as she looked over at Howie, as if daring him to contradict her.
“Right – just catching up on old times…You know shootin’ the breeze about the latest commodities in the uh…market. Who’s been naughty, who’s been nice. They don’t usually track adults but you’re on their radar and its’s hovering halfway between. Bet that has to do with Sue too. Eh…am I right? Am I riiiighhhhtt?” Howie’s elbow jammed into Jack’s side causing him to drop the bell. Panicked, he fell to his knees to retrieve it, frantically crawling along the red painted floor when it rolled out of sight. He couldn’t lose it…Sue would never forgive him.
Howie hopped around the floor after him, needlessly pointing out the direction of the errant bell that seemed intent on a magical journey of its own since it rolled up the uneven floor, made a sharp left when there was no plausible explanation and careened in a zigzag pattern until it vanished behind a curtained wall.
“Not behind there!” Mrs. Claus gasped, collapsing into a holly stamped rocking chair, clearly overcome at the very idea.
Jack paid her no heed and skirted around the curtain, breathing a sigh of relief when the bell came to rest beneath a large canvas bag. Without raising his head, Jack scooped up the bell, which immediately began peeling importantly as if it were ringing on top of a church ringing on Christmas morning. The noise startled Howie who came in on a slide, ramming into Jack and knocking over the bag. The contents spilled over both men until they were nearly buried under a deluge of envelopes.
“Holy sleigh bells, Mrs. C, what kind of ruckus is going on out here?” A booming voice echoed through the small room. “Jackson Hudson?” a note of cautious incredulity entered the voice. “Gingerbread, but it’s been a long time…still as nocturnal as ever, I see? You wore your poor mother out, you know, especially on Christmas Eve…”
Jack staggered to his feet, slipping once on the uneven pile of stationary. He didn’t notice the sign on the wall above him. The one that read, “Pending wishes to be fulfilled in adulthood. Ring once for service.”
“I’m afraid you have me at a disadvantage, sir. Have we met?” Jack asked from the floor again. He suddenly seemed to have become as bumbling as Howie, for no matter how hard he tried to right himself, he couldn’t quite manage it and another landslide was eminent, judging by the slow trickle of stamped envelopes that were still sliding to the floor. A strong hand grabbed his arm and he was hoisted up into the air, before landing solidly on his feet. Jack didn’t notice the envelope that slipped into his jacket pocket, but the second it did, the bell’s clamoring stopped. Ears still ringing, Jack got his first look at his rescuer.
He was nearly as broad as he was tall and he had twinkling eyes and a snow-white beard. If he hadn’t been wearing jeans and red plaid shirt, Jack would have sworn that it was Santa himself, and smiled inwardly at this fanciful notion.
“You were just a boy,” the man informed him, a fleeting look of sadness crossing over his face. “You wouldn’t remember.”
“I’m sure you must have made a good impression on me,” Jack persisted. “I don’t think I could ever forget you, sir.”
We won’t forget. Ever. A boy’s impassioned promise; somehow he knew it had fallen short of the goal. For a second he felt an overwhelming sadness, as if he had lost something precious, but he shook the feeling off and confronted the couple before him, for Mrs. C now stood by the man’s side and he was obviously her husband. “You know my name, but I don’t know yours.” He stared at them with the expectant look of an agent used to uncovering the truth.
The old man rubbed his beard thoughtfully, his eyes fairly dancing with amusement. “Tenacious, isn’t he?”
“Intrepid – that’s our Jack,” Howie agreed, clapping Jack on the back, the action nearly causing the bell to fall from his grasp yet again.
“Now we’ll have no more of that,” Mrs. C interjected severely, closing Jack’s hand over the bell and tying the end of the ribbon around his finger for safe measure. “That’s what started all this in the first place.” He was ushered back into the main room before he even realized he hadn’t been given an answer. “Now dear, what don’t you take a look around for what you really came for so we can get you off to bed, all right?”
He was slightly irritated by her tone of voice – as if she was talking to a stubborn child, but his eyes darted about the busy room, lighting on all manner of Christmas treasures packed from floor to ceiling. He was sure he poked around for over a half an hour, mostly to annoy the old lady and tie Howie into fidgety twists, but when he glanced at his watch it still read 11:26 p.m.
“That’s it, I’ve had enough of your shenanigans,” Mrs. C finally said in exasperation, “honestly, you wouldn’t have gotten this far without those eyes! Howie see that he makes it home this time. You’ve been enough help tonight.” Her tone implied that he had been no help at all.
Howie knew better than to complain. “Sure thing, Mrs. C. No problem. I’ll even tuck him in safe and sound…”
“Not on your life!” Jack warned irritably, though he allowed himself to be led towards the front door once again.
Mrs. C planted herself firmly across the threshold this time, arms folded over her ample bosom as she watched Howie escort Jack to his car. She stood there a full five minutes after he drove off and didn’t budge until Howie urged her back inside.
“Ah – he’s gone home to dream about Sue…you’ve no worries. Weird though, how he keeps getting in here and he thinks he saw…well he did see…but of course he only thinks what he saw wasn’t really what he saw because he thinks it’s impossible which is what we want him to think…I mean it’s what everyone thinks, isn’t it and that makes your job easier – or harder, depending on your point of view. But anyway I think…”
“Howie, every time I get nostalgic memories about you at the North Pole, it’s moments like these that make me realize it all worked out for the best in the end.”
“Well, that’s good…that’s good…jeez, I think that’s good…is it good? Wait, Mrs. C…”
She ignored him, looking over her shoulder in the direction that Jack had gone. “That one,” she said darkly, “is trouble, mark my words. And he’ll be back. I feel it in the snow.”