"Here," a salesclerk said, "you can never have enough candy hearts!"
That was the last thing Sue wanted to get from the Valentine's candy store! I will take these just to get this creepy away from me! Now all I have to do is pay for this stuff and go home and never think of this stupid holiday again.
"Thank you and have a nice day!" said the clerk at the register. "Thank you." Sue said sweetly.
Getting into her car she torn into the first box or bag of chocolate she could get open. She took a bite of the delectable morsel with everything she had. (sighs) Heaven! I am back in heaven finally! I should probably get back to the bullpen before everybody worries about me. Driving back to the bullpen her cramps seemed to have subsided long enough for her to be able to focus on something else. That jerk gave me candy hearts, is he crazy? I hate those things! They taste like chalk and they all have stupid things written on them! I just can't ever enjoy Valentine's Day. Ever since age 13, I have had my period and the cramps keep coming! Chocolate is my valentine. I won't let anybody touch me let alone hug me. I hate this holiday. Sue headed out of her car, with the bag of Hershey's kisses that she opened in hand. She went up the elevator and back into the bullpen.
"Look who decided to finally come back from her private lunch date?" a voice said to her. "Shut up Myles, or your ass is grass!" Sue responded. "Touchy, are you okay shiela?" Bobby inquired. "I am fine, thanks Bobby!" Sue said calmly while smacking a hand that was reaching into her 'heaven'. "Jackson Samuel Hudson that is not yours, don't touch. You have to ask first!" "Alright, Susan Marie Thomas may please have a kiss?" Jack pleaded. This got Lucy and Tara's attention. "No you may not!" Sue said coldly. Her girlfriends stood there in amazement. Jack and Bobby just went back to their desks not saying a word, just in udder shock of Sue's attitude. Sue sat down at her desk and popped another kiss into her mouth. Suddenly the light flashed on Sue's computer screen, she glanced that she had a new Instant Message from RM. She clicked it open.
RM: What was that all about with Jack?
ST: Lucy, I don't want to talk about it?
RM: He wanted to kiss you girl and you turned him down?
ST: No, he wanted one of my Hershey's kisses and I refused him. By the way, change your screen name!
RM: Oh. What is the matter with my screen name?
ST: Nobody likes a "Resident Matchmaker" around Valentine's Day.
ST has signed off!
Lucy sat there in a shock and amazement that Sue was so testy. What is wrong with her? Maybe Tara knows.
RM: Tara, you there?
PB: Yeah, I am!
RM: What is up with Sue?
PB: I think her "Aunt Flo" came!
RM: Tara, she doesn't have an aunt...oh. How could I be so stupid?
PB: You aren't stupid; you just aren't trained to be observant like an agent.
RM: Poor Sue! She is on her period on the week of Valentines. At least she will get chocolate at a decent price.
PB: LOL. Lucky duck. What are your plans for the big day Luce?
RM: Well, I was thinking of going to the video rental store and picking up the major chick flicks and getting fat...want to join me?
PB: I don't know about the fat part but the movies sound good. Which ones?
RM: The classics... "Pretty in Pink," "Sixteen Candles," that's all I can think of right now!
PB: Those plus "Cinderella," "Snow White," "Sleeping Beauty," and "Beauty and the Beast" and you got yourself a date.
RM: Cool. Good thing the day is on Saturday so we can start early.
PB: Yeah. I gtg, before I get too excited for Saturday!
RM: Tara, it's only Tuesday!
PB: I know. But I have a thing for all the prince charmings so...like I said I need to focus.
RM: Okay. TTYL.
RM and PB have both signed out.
The rest of the day seemed to go fairly smooth providing they didn't disturb Sue or her desk in any way. Everybody left for the night except for Sue and Lucy.
Lucy looked around before she approached Sue. "Sue, why didn't you tell me you were on your period?!" "Luce, not everything in my life should be common knowledge, okay?!" Sue responded nicely. "Okay. What are those?" Lucy asked noticing the candy hearts. "Candy hearts, the chalky disgusting displays of flirting with not actually flirting gag me candy!" Sue said disturbingly. "Maybe you could make a message out of them instead of eating them!" Lucy replied. "Not in this lifetime. Come on let's go home." Lucy nodded to Sue's comment and the two roommates and the dog headed for home.
That night at dinner Sue didn't say a word. Lucy took it as her cue, to leave Sue be. Lucy headed to bed after her shower while Sue sat at the table still eating her chocolate. The bag was now half gone. She still was fuming about the incident of Jack trying to steal her 'heaven' away from her. To release her anger she decided that destroying the candy hearts would be her best option! She slammed down the box and a few of the cute little flirty pieces of crap popped out of the box, one in particular decided to land on her placemat right in her eye line. How ironic can this stupid candy get?!, her face turning red with anger. That's all I need Dear Jack! Dang it! With this pissing her off, she stormed off to bed!
