“But…” Tara sighed when her mother wouldn’t let her get a word in edgewise. She juggled the phone between her ear and her shoulder as she stooped down to rummage through her fridge. Left over pasta or two-day-old pizza? She grimaced at the shriveled choices before her and then cautiously edged the crisper drawer open, shuddering when she caught a glimpse of the contents. “Nothing crispy about that…uh, yeah Mom, I’m listening. Uh-huh…every word, but…” She stifled a groan and chose the lesser of two evils, popping the lasagna into the microwave.
Hitching herself up onto the kitchen counter, she gazed at the clock in consternation. 45 minutes! No wonder she was starved. After a late breakfast and an apple for lunch she’d worked an hour’s overtime before driving home. About to call in Chinese takeout, she answered the phone before checking call display and now, nearly an hour later, her mother was in one of her talkative moods.
The ping of the microwave interrupted her the latest torrent of words and Tara hastily leapt in. “Like I said, Mom, I’ll think about it, but right now I have to…”
She sighed when her mother refused to let her off that easy. A litany of dire warnings, a well-aimed guilt trip and the parting threat of a dastardly curse had her pinky promising. Only then did her mother end the phone call with her standard, “You always were a good girl, Tara. Love you to bits,” before she hung up.
It came as no surprise that while she had been otherwise occupied the lasagna had turned to rubber – an unappetizing blob that identically resembled the puke her cat, Dixie had barfed up right before she keeled over and died.
“Definitely inedible,” she declared, tossing the tray into the garbage can while her stomach growled a protest. She patted it reassuringly. “Don’t worry we still have oatmeal,” and started the fixings.
There was something soothing about eating breakfast food at dinnertime. She savored the cinnamony taste of the hot cereal and munched contentedly on a crisp piece of raisin toast....well, as contented as she could be given her mother’s final ultimatum.
It was time. She had known it for weeks. She felt the pull every night now when she came home from work. Regardless of how exhausted she was it was there, demanding an audience. Time was running out. Her birthday was in three weeks. The big 3-0. A landmark year worth celebrating. She knew Lucy and Sue were planning a surprise party. She snorted in amusement -- and they thought Sue was the only one who could read lips. Tara was getting pretty good at picking up the odd phrase here and there…things like “Shhh, she’s coming.” And “Surprise party,’ and “Secrets.” It was sweet of them and she would be suitably surprised when the time came – provided her atoms hadn’t been scattered to the four winds on the stroke of midnight on the eve of her birth, as the prophecy proclaimed.
She glanced up at her hallway closet and suddenly the bowl of oatmeal she’d just snarfed down felt like a lead weight in her belly. Pushing her chair out from the table she stood and walked briskly to the closet. Pulling the door ajar she glanced inside the murky depths and blindly groped for the battered box she knew was stashed at the very back. Her hands closed over it easily and she staggered backwards under the surprising weight of it. She teetered over to the couch and plunked the box down, staring at it suspiciously. She hadn’t lifted the lid once since her mother had sent the box to her seven years ago. She didn’t have to look, she knew what was inside and the power that it held over her…and all the Williams’ women for as far back as anyone could remember.
Tipping the lid open cautiously, she peeked inside. It was there, in all its resplendent glory. A family heirloom, it had been past down from mother to daughter for centuries. Now it was her turn with the ‘recipe book’ as her mother laughingly referred to it.
It was all well and good for her mother to be irreverent about it. She’d done her time and survived, cheerfully thrusting the familial obligation onto her daughter when she left home to come work in DC. She’d been nagging her ever since.
“Have you tried any of the recipes, dear?”
“You might find page 48 helpful with that little problem, darling, just give it a try.”
“Nothing to it, sweetie, once you get the hang of it. Try 21. It’s scrumptious…”
Her mother thought it was cute the way she used cooking terminology to describe the contents of the book.
“Cooking!” Tara scoffed. “If you like cooking up trouble.”
She gazed morosely at the object of her angst, childishly making a face at it as she sullenly turned to the table of contents and skimmed down the line of odd recipes. Page 21 caught her eye. Love Potion Pie. Curious in spite of her self, she ruffled through the pages and scanned the ingredients quickly.
Ugh. She shuddered. And people actually ate this stuff? Still, she supposed the lovelorn would stoop to anything to change their solitary fate. It was a sad fact of life – especially for women. There just weren’t enough commitment minded guys out there. She had first hand knowledge on that score. She gazed at the ingredient list again and then committed the instructions to heart, grimacing when she caught the twist in the last sentence.
“Of course you can’t make it for yourself. That’s against the rules,” she muttered and wrinkled her nose in distaste and then read the last line out loud. “Though a ripple effect is a common occurrence and it is often to the benefit of the ‘cook’.”
She leafed back to the forward, which contained the curse in gruesome detail. All manner of hideous things would happen to the Williams’ heir who did not attempt at least one potion recipe from the book before her 30th birthday.
“Just peachy keen and groovy,” she mumbled to herself as she studied Love Potion on page 21 again. "Everyone else I know gets handed down tried and true recipes for pot roast and matrimony cake while I get handed a book of spells with a curse. Next thing you know Mother’s going to send me a broom and a black cat.”
She glumly perused the book but kept coming back to page 21. The book was like that, she’d been told. It picked the perfect spell for the first time potion maker. It was best to go with the book’s gut instinct, rather than your own. Grandma Williams given that advice years ago.
So Love Potion it was…but who would be the most likely candidates for her first foray into the family's secret hobby?
Steve. Steve would be the perfect candidate. She and Steve had been dating for the past few months, and smiling, Tara thought to herself, "Finally, someone who makes me happy." Funny, smart, outgoing, he was a lovely boyfriend…too bad his name didn’t begin with “B” instead of “S”. Chuckling over “Beve”, Tara stood up, clutching the book, and headed back into her kitchen.
As she opened her refridgerator, she pondered: “Who should I give the pie to?”
Sue and Jack? Nah. Although they were cute to watch and she was absolutely dying to match them up, she knew that they belonged to Lucy. Hmm… Lucy?
Nah. Lucy was floating by on a lovely raft of love, touring the many wonders to behold. It was a pleasure just to watch her immerse herself in her own frivolity. No, Tara wouldn’t try to ruin that by accident.
Which left….the person who needed love the most, the person who deserved it, who wanted something more than the odd toy to play with…. Levi!! But who to partner him with?
“Wait!” Tara exclaimed, suddenly filled with gleeful anticipation, “Didn’t Sue mention a hearing dog named Katie once? It’s a match-made-in-heaven….well, doggie heaven!” Squealing with laughter and happy thoughts, Tara raced around her kitchen, eager to have the recipe done by the next morning.
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Well, my first attempt EVER at a Sue-Thomas fanfic is well on its way! Knowing myself all too well, I made sure that I had the whole fanfic plotted out before I began writing, so I can guarantee that there will be an ending (and hopefully a good one!)
Unfortunately, I'm off for a vacation starting tomorrow morning. I'll try my best to have this written in time for the deadline, and on that note, I'm very sorry if I don't!
Any thoughts? This will certainly be a page turner...though it doesn't seem like one at the moment.
