Certified Swoon Positions....a topic of debate in the latter parts of A Quiver of Love.
Sorry this had to be so short, or that topic certainly would have been dealt with in depth!
Marlene, you can come out from under your bag. I made it...with about an hour to spare!
Dr. Dentyne stared down the statuesque warrior wielding a wooden weapon in her hand, firmly repeating his words. “It won’t be necessary.”
Trecey sighed and pushed the polished board back into her quiver. “I know. I know. This takes a ‘softer touch’.” She shook her head in disappointment and reluctantly stepped aside, clearing the way.
“Wake up, chérie,” whispered Marene, gently shaking the limp form slumped in the plastic-covered chair. “It’s over. The dentist affixed your tooth. Or is it Fixadented your tooth? No matter. You can wake up, now.”
“I baked cupcakes,” Pammie cooed, waving the delectable dozen beneath Grace’s nose. “Your favorite…” she added, with a wink towards her fairy friends. “Chocolate cupcakes with cream filling…cupcakes as dark as Jack’s eyes. Remember Jack’s eyes? How Gabby would swoon?”
“How we thought she swooned and got stepped on and Pammie got stuck in the door knob trying to get to her?” Marene dipped her finger in the fluffy frosting and dabbed the end of Grace’s nose. “Remember Pammie plugging up the door knob, Grace?”
“I was stuck in the hole in the door after I
expertly removed the knob…I was not stuck in the door knob,” Pammie corrected dryly, not quite to Mommy Voice Mode, yet.
“It was Pooh-in-Rabbit’s-hole all over again,” Trecey giggled, judging the distance between herself and Pammie’s carefully guarded prize. “But it all worked out. Jack got Sue. Tara got Bobby. And Myles got…”
“Sucker punched!” Grace’s eyes fluttered open, wide with fear. “Marene! We shot the wrong arrow! Randy got Lucy! We’ve got to fix it!” She threw off the chained bib and dragged her palm across the side of her face, swiping the pool of drool lingering at the numb corner of her mouth. “What are you waiting for? Why does my mouf feel funny? Who put…” Grace wiped her nose on the back of her other hand. “… chocolate on my nose?” Without waiting for an answer, she feebly flew from the chair.
With the skill of a midshipman hooking an F15 to an aircraft carrier, Trecey reached out and snagged Grace’s crimson sash as the confused cupid attempted to hurtle by. “Whoa, there, amazing Grace. You need to…”
“I’m not taking any more deep breaths, Trecey! You know, I liked you a whole lot better with your 2X4! And I can say ‘prolly’ if I want to!” She pulled against the tight hold, puffing her cheeks as she strained. “Isn’t anyone going to help me fix this mess?”
“Sure.” Pammie presented the pixie with a plate of perfectly frosted cakes. “Chocolate, anyone?”
“Chérie,” Marene murmured, wrapping an arm around her frenzied friend, “You’ve been at the dentist. A tooth canal, remember? You must have been dreaming. Lucy and Myles…they are together. Honest."
An hour later, the cupid quartet lounged lazily on a slowly drifting cloud. “Baseball, huh?” Pammie closed her eyes, imagining leather and wood, mingled with dirt and dust, taking center field in her life. “No baking at all?” She giggled for a moment, and then threw back her head and laughed heartily. “Although that isn’t nearly as funny as Trecey without a 2X4, preaching peace and happy places.”
“I’ll happy your place if you keep it up.”
Pammie promptly apologized, chocolate style, tossing the last of the brownies to her frowning friend.
“Moi? A Texas draw? Yee-haw?” Marene slapped her thigh and then gave her friend a hearty slap on the back. “And Gabby was from Fargo? When you have a bad dream, you really have a good one!”
“I know. Believe me, I know.” Grace lay back on the cloud, toothache gone and tummy full of everything chocolate. “It was so real, though. I mean, you each were in it. And so many parts were the same. The part with Charlene…. that I could have lived without.”
“Well, Dorothy, it’s good to have you back.” Trecey stood and stretched, holding her breath before releasing it with precision control. “Next time, just click those ruby slippers a little sooner.”
“You have ruby…”
“No, Marene! I don’t!” Grace thrust her pudgy piggy toes in front of her friend. “See? No slippers.” She followed up the action with a giant group hug. “Just the best friends a girl could ever have.”
FIN