Glad you are all ready for this. Don't know if I am or not, but it sounded like too much fun to resist. Prelude
“Now just relax and breathe deeply. That’s it.”
Dark brown eyes lazily closed, mind and body succumbing to the effects of the opiate anesthetic mist, steadily streaming into the miniscule mask. A soft sigh signaled the surrounding seraphs that the tonic had indeed performed its duty.
“She’s off to dreamland,” pronounced a perky assistant, adjusting a mask over her smile. “You can go now. She’ll be fine.”
“Sweet dreams, chérie.” The curly haired cupid released her friend’s hand and fluttered to her feet. “I will be back in one hour. You take good care of her, oui?”
“Oui will," a handsome young cupid chuckled. "Get it? Oui..we..." The frowning silence that replied shifted him back to business mode. "She won't feel a thing," he assured, smartly snapping his drill together. “Chocolate will be her friend again in no time.”
“Rank amateurs,” Charlene Cherub scoffed petulantly at the odd assortment of pathetically over eager recruits gathered in front of her. “Not one of you with any kind of experience?” she asked hopefully, but wasn’t surprised at the collective shaking of heads.
Charlene? In my dream? Grace felt her eyes roll beneath her heavy lids. I suppose there’s nothing I can do about it, either. “We’ve written romance stories, though,” one told her happily.
Yep. Marene’s written lots of them. Too many to count.“With difficult characters who required a lot of handling,” agreed another.
Yes, but that’s why you’re the diplomat you are, Pammie.“And we always write them happily ever after,” added a third encouragingly.
True, true, although you do have a lot of angst in there, Trecey.“Please, cherubs, work with me here. This is the real world. Real people, not some two-dimensional characters you commandeer on paper. You can’t just erase a bad scene, delete a subversive sub-plot. You have to deal with the hand St. Valentine gives you and roll with the punches, come back kicking and fighting…” Charlene broke off her boxing jabs and stared at the bewildered cherubs in training before her. She shook her head at their undisguised enthusiasm. It went in their favour she supposed. There was plenty of time for them to become cynical on the job. She pushed past her reservations and leveled them with a stern, commanding look. After all, who was she to question the powers that be?
“Right – fall in then, look sharp. We haven’t got all day. We’ve a battle to fight – a war to win…”
Yada yada yada……..get on with it, girl. If I have to dream this dream, at least let us get to the good parts before they wake me up!“I thought this operation was all about love?” piped up one adventurous cherub, batting her eyelashes in obvious confusion.
No, Gabby. This operation’s called a root canal. Charlene sighed. “Well, of course it is – that’s what St. Valentine’s all about.”
“Then what war are we fighting?” another brave cherub asked in confusion. “War isn’t about love.”
“Don’t be so sure about that,” Charlene corrected with a heavy sigh.
Yep, definitely rank amateurs every last one – fresh out of the Academy of Love and apparently not a bright light in the bunch. “What are we fighting? Despondency, apathy, fear, failure, insecurity…the list goes on. Those are the reasons that many humans fight against the strongest emotion of all…love.”
“Fighting against love – not for it?” a shudder of horror traveled through the little group.
“Incomprehensible, I know, but humans are finicky creatures at the best of time. Throw in some of the obstacles I just mentioned and they can quickly get mired in a morose marsh of inactivity. Take this couple here…” Charlene drew an arrow out of the quiver on her back and shot it expertly at a fluffy white cloud that immediately shape-shifted into wide-screen TV. Impressed murmurs carried around the young trainees as they looked curiously at the humans working in some kind of office environment.
I wonder if there’s a fast forward on that somewhere. Hmmm. Is that thing plasma or High Def?“There. You see those two?” another arrow delicately shot from Charlene’s bow pointed out a blonde haired woman and a dark haired man. “Sue Thomas and Jack Hudson. Three years in love and nary a kiss!”
Startled gasps flittered among the recruits. “With their hearts as our targets, this will be our finest battle. We must war against every single obstacle I mentioned before and the biggest one of all. Company politics. This isn’t going to be an easy task which is why there are so many of you, though I had hoped for some seasoned warriors…”
We’re seasoned enough….sugar, spice, everything nice.The cherubs looked on in horror as a thick gray mass began accumulating around the couple.
“Look, it’s sticking!” one cherub called in repulsion.
“If it gets any thicker, our arrows aren’t going to be able to penetrate it and they’ll never reach their targets!” exclaimed another.
That’s an understatement.“Good. I’m glad you understand the severity of the situation. At least they’re teaching you something useful at the academy,” Charlene said with evident relief. “I hope you are all good markswomen, because we won’t get a chance like this again. By Valentine’s Day next year, it will be too late and Jack and Sue will be lost in an abyss of darkness forever separating them. It is our job to bring this couple into the light of love.”
“What about the others?” a particularly romantic cherub asked.
“Bobby Manning and Tara Williams. Might be something there – but it’s in the early stages yet – we’re only allowed a gentle prod to see if the sparkle will turn into a sizzle. Dimitrius Gans, now there’s a success story. Happily married to the love of his life. I shot that arrow myself fifteen years ago,” Charlene added modestly. “And then we have Myles Leland III and Lucy Dotson…” she broke off, shaking her head sadly. “I’m afraid that’s one battle we lost. Still there’s no reason they shouldn’t find happiness with someone else.”
Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.“ So, our primary targets are Sue Thomas and Jack Hudson?”
“Affirmative – secondary fall out amongst the others is inevitable and may prove interesting, even enlightening, but stick to our targets, ladies.” Charlene began handing out quivers of arrows. “Handle these with care. You’ll only get one shot with each.” She picked up a pink-feathered arrow. “Romance – an important element in the human relationship. There can never be too much of this – so the point is sharpened to pierce deep and true.”
She plucked out a purple arrow next. “Respect – no relationship can last without it and since we want this particular relationship to be lasting, I suggest you make sure this one is firmly imbedded as close to the heart as you can manage.”
Next she drew their attention to a cheerfully festooned orange and yellow arrow. “Laughter – as necessary an ingredient as love to any relationship. This little baby will fly light and true, making our intended couple happy and carefree. I would suggest beginning your campaign with this one.”
Next she drew out a richly feathered red arrow. “Lust” she declared, “use sparingly and be sure to pierce only the fleshy parts. An invaluable commodity used to demonstrate love, it should never rule it.”
“Now last of all, we have Love.” Charlene held the golden arrow reverently, her eyes alight with excitement. “This little beauty must be weighed and measured and expertly wielded at just the right time or…” Her lips tightened and bright red splotches of colour appeared on her cherubic cheeks. “It doesn’t bear thinking about. Accuracy. That’s what I want to see from you ladies. Understood?”
“Yes m’am,” energetic and enthusiastic replies echoed across the horizon.
“Right. Then get on with it. I suggest you start off with a simple reconnoitering mission. Off you go.”
She’s gonna want to eat those words. Oh well. Here’s hopin’ it goes smoother the second time around. In a flurry of wings and stray feathers and sparkly loop de loops, the newest cherubs hurled earthbound. No one was ever clear how it happened. Someone pulled up too abruptly over the bullpen perhaps. Someone else might have jigged instead of jagged. Or several inexperienced cherubs might well have been feathergating. In any case, whatever the reason, the results were still disastrous. There was a pile up and several quivers full of promise upended prematurely, heading haphazardly for the unsuspecting humans below.
“Oh no! Quick, after them!” With wings flattened tightly against chubby cherub bodies, the tiny band dove after the tumbling arrows, grasping at feathered ends and sleek shafts in an attempt to stop their weapons before they could land unguided amongst the innocent humans below. Pulling up at the last possible minute, they watched helplessly as the majority of the arrows continued to plunge downwards, for even as quickly as they had reacted to the devastating collision that had caused the unceremonious dumping of precious potent projectiles, the cherubs’ efforts yielded only a smattering of the arsenal they had once had in their possessions.
“Oops!” A giggle wiggled its way from the closest cherub, as she attempted to cover it with her pudgy hand.
“That went right down the drain,” drawled another. Pushing her glasses back into place, the cherub with tousled brown curls sidled up next to the other, giggling in the same fashion.
“Wait a minute! That’s not how it goes! Marene, what happened to your French accent? When did you get a Texas drawl? Gabby, you’re supposed to be miffed and fly down there to get the arrows.” Grace turned and faced the remaining cherubs, studying them closely. “I’m supposed to hyperventilate and Pammie, when you aren’t baking you take charge. Trecey….” Grace stopped, staring at the startled expressions staring right back. “Let me guess," she groaned. "Trecey, I’m gonna bet you don’t even know what a 2X4 is.” She turned to peer over the cloud, helplessly watching the fallout below. “That dentist better work fast or this is gonna be a looonnnggg dream.”