The Dog Daze of Summer
“I’m afraid I’ll be sailing out at the Vineyard,” Myles said with a pompous swagger, “but you go on ahead and have a lovely time without me. You can tell me all about it on Monday.”
“Oh Myles – you can go sailing any time. It’s not every day that you get to see a member of this team win a prestigious honour like this,” Lucy protested. “I’m putting you down for one ticket…” A finely sculpted eyebrow arched inquisitively. “…unless you plan on bringing a date?”
His only response was a haughty glare before peacemaker Tara hastily jumped in. “Um, you can put me down for…” her eyes sought out Bobby before she rushed on over a little sigh. “One.”
“Stan the Man still out of town?” Bobby commiserated. “No worries – I’ll keep you out of trouble. You and Sue can count on me being there as well, Luce.”
“Great. That’s everybody but Myles and…Jack!” She pounced on him the second he walked into the bullpen. “How many tickets do you want? We thought we’d grab a table together.”
“Uh…” his eyes automatically sought Sue for clarification. “Do I want tickets?”
Laughing, she nodded. “I think you’d enjoy yourself.”
“Um…okay,” Jack paused and when no further information was forthcoming, he added, “How many tickets do I want?”
Sue shrugged. “Depends on whether you’re inviting someone to go with you.”
“Well?” Lucy stared at their team leader expectantly, pen poised over paper. “One ticket or two?”
“Is this something you’d enjoy going to?” Jack asked Sue, “I mean…just so I get the idea of what kind of date would like this…kind of event.”
“I definitely plan on going,” Sue assured him, “and I plan on enjoying myself too.”
“Good. Then I’ll take two tickets, Luce.”
Lucy frowned. “Two? You want two tickets?” Disapproval pursed her lips and soured her expression. “What do you want two tickets for?”
Jack grinned. “One for myself and one for my date.”
“Who’s your date?”
“Depends. What am I agreeing to go to?”
“Hope your date isn’t allergic to dog dander, Jack,” Tara chimed up from across the room.
“She’d likely asphyxiate in a matter of seconds,” Myles warned.
“And that would put a damper on our evening, wouldn’t it luv?” Bobby asked, blindsiding Tara with nudge and a wink.
“Definitely,” she grinned, winking back.
Jack gave Sue a lingering look. “She’s definitely not allergic to dogs,” he assured them.
“Thank God for small miracles, I suppose,” Lucy sighed as she divvied up the tickets, handing them out to every one present. She tucked Myles’ in his suit pocket when he refused to take one and then handed two tickets to Jack and was just about to give Sue hers when he beat Lucy to it.
Flourishing the ticket under Sue’s nose he asked, “Care to join me for an enjoyable evening at…” he glanced at the bold print in his hand, “…the Dog Days of Summer Gala Ball?”
“I’d be honored,” Sue said gratefully, “especially since my usual escort has another date that night.”
“I didn’t know you were seeing somebody,” Jack commented, feeling suddenly awkward.
“Seeing, eating, sleeping with him…they’re inseparable….but Levi’s standing her up for Francis,” Lucy interjected.
“But I don’t mind. It’s for a good cause. The proceeds for the event are going to several service dog foundations,” Sue added. “Levi’s the Honorary Master of Ceremonies.”
“And we’re all going to go along to show our support, aren’t we Myles?” Lucy asked pointedly.
“Why do I get the feeling my weekend is just about to go to the dogs?” he sighed in resignation.
Sue chuckled as Myles pinched the bridge of his nose. “Oh, come on, Myles. It’ll be fun.”
“I think your definition of fun is far different than mine, Thomas. Thanks, but no thanks.” He removed the ticket from his jacket pocket and handed it back to Lucy with a flourish of his hand.
Determination written across her features, Lucy pursed her lips as she glanced toward Sue who merely gave a shrug of her shoulders. She might have been out of ideas, but Lucy had one more trick up her sleeve. “You’re sure, Myles?” she asked, her voice whispering out in a lilting tone. “I mean, you’re not going to change your mind, are you?”
He gazed at her skeptically for a moment, recognizing that tone of voice. She was still trying to get him to take the bait, but he knew he tricks all too well. It wouldn’t work this time. “Positive.”
“What a shame. I was hoping to introduce you to Melinda.” She turned her back toward him as a devilish smile curled at her lips as she waited for his response. She counted down the seconds she’d anticipated it would take for him to answer.
“Melinda?” he asked, a note of intrigue hitching his tone. “Er… who’s Melinda?”
Sue smiled as Lucy winked at her for encouragement. She knew she would be able to reel in this big fish. All she needed to do was be patient… and a little sneaky. Turning back toward Myles, she shrugged half-heartedly as if the name didn’t really matter. “Never mind,” she said wistfully. “I mean, you’re not going to go anyway, so it doesn’t really matter.” She placed the leftover tickets back into the manila envelope she’d removed them from and made to close it up before Myles hastily stepped forward.
“Well… maybe I could rearrange my schedule after all. I mean, it’s not like I can’t go sailing some other time. You said so yourself.” He was practically bouncing on the balls of his feet at this moment. Of course, before he committed to anything, he wanted to hear a bit more about this Melinda. “What’s she like?”
“Oh, well, Sue knows her better than I do…” Before she could say any more, Myles had taken three long strides toward Sue and was already asking her the same question.
Sending a glare toward her roommate, Sue tried to find the words to describe Melinda. “Er, well… she’s very pretty… and intelligent.” She didn’t look very confident as she said it, but Myles didn’t seem to be paying attention.
“What color is her hair? And her eyes?”
“Sounds to me like Harvard just might be a little desperate,” Bobby chuckled, sending the others into fits of giggles.
“Well, she’s… um, blonde… and she has very beautiful brown eyes… But, I don’t think-“
“That we’d be a good match? I highly doubt that Sue. From the way you’ve described her, it sounds like she’s from a family of good breeding.”
“Oh, you have no idea,” Lucy chuckled, but Myles never heard. All he heard were the chuckles from the rest of the peanut gallery, which he blatantly ignored.
“I think we’d be highly compatible. Say, you wouldn’t happen to have a picture of her, would you?”
Sue weighed the answer to that question for a second. “Yes, but I don’t think-“
“You’re right. It’s probably better to keep up the idea of anonymity. It will make the meeting all the more exciting. Lucy put me down for one ticket.” He glanced toward her to see her playfully salute him before removing a single ticket from the envelope and placing it promptly on his desk. “Excellent. Now, if you all will excuse me, I have a snitch to speak with.”
The team waited only one brief second after he left the room before they burst into fits of laughter. Jack had to lean against Bobby for support and Bobby was too busy wiping the tears from his eyes to notice.
“You’re bad," Sue signed to Lucy, not even bothering to try to conceal the humor she found in all of this.
“What can I say? It’s a gift.”
“You are going to tell him the truth about Melinda aren’t you?”
“Sue, you should know me better than that. Of course I’m going to tell him… eventually.” It was more fun this way. For her and the rest of the team.
“Well, eventually had better come before Saturday, because once he finds out who you’re setting him up with, he’s not going to be too happy.”
“So, what’s wrong with this Melinda?” Jack asked once he’d been able to compose himself. He straightened himself up to full height and adjusted his jacket and tie so they sat correctly.
Sue shook her head, “nothing. There’s nothing wrong with her. She’s sweet and kind and has a wonderful personality.”
“And we all know what that usually means,” Bobby mumbled to Jack, though Sue had caught it.
“It’s nothing like THAT… she’s just…”
“Different,” Lucy finished for her.
“And by different, you mean…?” Tara asked, arching an eyebrow in interest. She looked first to Sue and when she didn’t get an answer from her, she looked to Lucy. At first she thought she would be just as tight-lipped as Sue, but she’d only paused as she sifted through the envelope for something.
Heaving out a sigh, Lucy said, “Take a look for yourself.” Handing a picture to Bobby, he was instantly surrounded by Jack and Tara as they fought to get a good look.
“That’s Melinda?” Jack asked.
“Oh, this is going to be good!” Bobby chuckled and soon the quiet of the bullpen was lost to fits of laughter.
